NFL Week 8 picks Saints will upset the S

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NFL Week 8 picks Saints will upset the S

I'm still not sure what was more horrifying to watch Sunday night: The two kickers in the Seahawks-Cardinals game choking in overtime or what Negan did with his bat in the season premiere of . If you don't watch , don't worry, that's the last time I'll mention it. However, it won't be the last time I mention Sunday night's game. If you mi sed what happened, here's a quick recap of the 6-6 tie that went five full quarters.Game recap: CBS Sports (@CBSSports) Those snails are arguably more entertaining than the first three quarters of the game. The only reason the game finished in a tie is because the two kickers completely melted down in overtime. kicker Steven Hauschka and kicker mi sed kicks from inside 30 yards during overtime. Had either made his kick, his team would have won. Instead, we got something that's more exciting than an overtime field goal: A tweet from Samuel L. Jackson that used five exclamation points.You got ONE JOB, Kick the MUPFOUGHYYNN BALL!!! WTF?! Both Kickers! Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) You know things have officially gone off the rails when Samuel L. Jackson starts capitalizing words that don't need to be capitalized in his tweets, so thanks to Hauschka and Catanzaro for officially sending Jackson over the edge. Anyway, in what might go down as the most bizarre coincidence of 2016, Samuel L. Jackson wasn't the only celebrity who sent out Mike Smith Men Jersey an angry tweet Sunday. So did Rob Lowe, and let's just say, Rob Lowe does not want starting anymore.Note to front office: you now play in entertainment capital of the world. We know bad performances well. Make changes NOW. Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) The quarterback's play was so bad Sunday that even Rob Lowe knows it's time to make a change. Look Jeff Fisher, I Michael Frolik Men Jersey 'm not going to tell you how to coach your team, but if Rob Lowe says it's time to start making changes, then it's time to start making changes. You have a bye this week, so I would start by benching Keenum and starting . That's the only reasonable thing to do for the Rams, right? There's no way Keenum's going to start when they get back from their bye, RIGHT?Fisher: I'll make changes at receiver before I make a change at QB. Gregg Rosenthal (@greggrosenthal) I have no idea what Fisher's doing anymore. The statement above is like getting a flat tire and then trying to fix it by vacuuming your car. It makes no sense. You know what else makes no sense? My picks this week. There are 13 games in Week 8 and I'm rolling with five underdogs. However, before we get to those, here's your weekly reminder to check out picks from every NFL expert here at CBSSports.com, which . This week you should click over because Ryan Wilson apparently has a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac from . That's the only way to explain his 10-4-1 record against the spread in Week 7. Actually, there could be another explanation: It's very po sible that Wilson is just a puppet and that his 9-year-old son is actually making the picks. Wilson and his son do a podcast together, which , so it wouldn't be shocking to find out they're making picks together. If you want to hear a 9-year-old explain why he decided to retire from soccer, then I recommend clicking over and listening to Wilson's podcast. Alright, let's get to the picks. NFL Week 8 Picks New England (6-1) at Buffalo (4-3), 1 p.m. ET (CBS): The last time these two teams played, the embarra sed the in every way that you can po sibly embarra s another . Of course, that game shouldn't have even counted as a full win for Buffalo because the Patriots didn't have . As a matter of fact, the Bills should've only gotten about one-fifth of a win because all they did Matt Bartkowski Jersey was beat a team that was being quarterbacked by a guy with a broken thumb ( ). That's right, Buffalo, I'm not impre sed with that win, just like I'm not impre sed with your hot wings, and just like I'm not impre sed with your ugly Zubaz pants. I mean seriously, they went out of style in 1991. Actually, I take that back. I love Buffalo wings and I would wear Zubaz pants to work every day if it were socially acceptable. If you don't know what Zubaz pants are, just show up to any Bills tailgate and 80 percent of the people there will be wearing them. The other 20 percent probably will be wearing plaid. Unfortunately for the Bills Joe Nieuwendyk Jersey , Zubaz pants won't help them win Sunday, which is too bad because they're going to need all the help they can get. For one, is going to be banged up (if he plays), and two, they'll actually face Brady this time. Plus, Bill Belichick probably isn't too thrilled with how things turned out the first time. Speaking of Belichick, the last time he was swept by the Bills was never. That's right, the Bills have never beaten a Belichick-coached Patriots team twice in one season. The only weakne s the Patriots have right now is their kicker, but I don't think he's going to blow it for them Sunday. Sure, is probably going to mi s four kicks in this game, but the Patriots will win by so much it won't matter. The pick: Patriots 34-24 over Bills. San Diego (3-4) at Denver (5-2), 4:05 p.m. ET (CBS): The last time these two teams played I was snacking on Cap'n Crunch during the game, which I only mention because I still have that same box of Cap'n Crunch because that game was LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AGO. I'm not sure if the maker downed a few shots of bubble gum vodka before putting the ' and ' schedules together, but I have to say, I don't like the fact they played in Week 6 and are playing again in Week 8. I like my division games like my showers, they need to be separated by at least four weeks to get maximum effect. The only difference between the first meeting and this meeting is the Broncos are actually going to have their coach on the sideline this time. Gary Kubiak mi sed the previous meeting because of a health problem. Although I'm sure Kubiak is a good game-planner, the Chargers so thoroughly dominated the first game that I can't pick against them. As a matter of fact, I may never again pick against the Chargers. Following the Broncos game, four of San Diego's next five games will be against teams that currently don't have a winning record. I like the Chargers' chances in this game. On the other hand, I don't really like this guy's chances of ever picking up a girl wearing that jersey.This probably isn't the best way to pick up members of the opposite sex at an NFL game (via ) John Breech (@johnbreech) The pick: Chargers 20-16 over Broncos. Green Bay (4-2) at Atlanta (4-3), 4:25 p.m. ET (Fox): If the lose to the on Sunday, the city of Atlanta may Doug Gilmour Men Jersey as well blow up the Georgia Dome because it no longer will be of use to anyone. Falcons fans are one lo s away from full panic mode, and you can't really blame them because the 2016 season is slowly starting to look like the 2015 season.
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